Patapon core by moon liiite-d3hkp6d

From left to right: Spacecore-Pon Factcore-Pon Adventurecore-Pon Wheatley-Pon

The Core-Pon are a mix of Patapon and Portal 2. They represent the the four Cores found on Portal 2 when fighting with WheatDOS (Wheatley with the GLaDOS' body).



  • Extremely fast
  • VERY obsessed with Space


  • Can kill the opponent with its boring facts
  • Can turn invisible for 5 seconds


  • Extremely tough
  • Very brave
  • Can kill the opponent telling him/her with his War Stories


  • The boss of the Quarteto
  • Very fast
  • Can spread Deadly Neurotoxin
  • Can turn enemies into a Potato Battery
  • Can throw bombs



  • "Wanna go space, need to see it all"
  • "So much space, need to see it all"
  • "What's your favourite thing about space? Mine is space."
  • "Space? SPACE!"


We lost count of these quotes by 82.

  • "You're in danger now"
  • "Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was casted into the bowels of the Earth and pecked by birds"
  • "The Sun is 333.000 times larger then the Earth"
  • "Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
  • "The square root of rope is string."
  • "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
  • "Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitus."
  • "Pants were invented in the 16th century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
  • "The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64."
  • "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
  • "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
  • "In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
  • "Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long."
  • "Raseph, the Semetic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
  • "The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General."
  • "Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
  • "Rats cannot throw up."
  • "Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes."
  • "Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters."
  • "The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
  • "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
  • "The Sun is 330,330 times the size of Earth."
  • "The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros living in captivity is 15 years."
  • "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
  • "Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
  • "Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
  • "The Moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
  • "The billionth digit of pi is nine."
  • "If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mneumonic device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
  • "A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds."
  • "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
  • "Honey does not spoil."
  • "The average adult human body contains half a pound of salt."
  •  "A nanosecond lasts one-billionth of a second."
  • "According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
  • "China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
  • "Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
  • "Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
  • "Roman toothpaste was made with urine. Urine is an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
  • "The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
  • "The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
  • "The Mexican-American War ended in 1838 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo."
  • "In 1879, Sandford Fleming first produced the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
  • "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
  • "At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
  • "Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have 100 different words for snow. They do, however, have 234 words for fudge."
  • "In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
  • "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
  • "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth at 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."

And LOTS of them more...


  • "'Sup? Name's Max, so what? Are we going to punch some bad guys?"
  • "Can you give me a better weapon than THAT?"
  • "!"
  • "Punch him right in the face! With the lemons!" (Easter egg)
  • "I'm black belt at Karate, you know?"
  • "Are you joking?That one was so easy..."


  • "I need MORE POWER!"
  • "I'd better go polishing my bombs" (when dead)
  • "Good Luck, you'll need it"
  • "I can't get over how small are you!"
  • "Do you want to die...or I better turn you into a Potato?"
  • "Move you stupid Core-Pons!" (When the team does not move)
  • "God dammit! You weren't created for dying you moron!"(When someone dies)
  • "Well, well, well... Okay I'm dead." (When the enemy is a bunch more powerful that him)

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